Say it's not so! Clown's unicycle goes missing

According to a report we received this morning, it turns out that after Deano the Clown finished meeting and greeting some of his young fans at yesterday's Madison Park Days picnic, he discovered that his signature unicycle, which earlier had been "borrowed" by some kids, had not been returned.  Later searches of the park turned up not a single unicycle.

If you have any information which could lead to the return of Deano's best means of transportation, please contact us and we'll be sure to let Deano know.